List of Funny Golf Team Names

I was online the other day looking for ideas for good golf team name for a scramble we’ll be playing in. Thought I would share what I found…

Birdies, Bogeys, Beer, and Bourbon
Sandgropers
shankendrinkers
“The Long Balls”
Golf is the Least of Our Problems
“Hoof Hearted”
The waterballs
The Hackdaddeez
Dirty Birdie
Back 9 Bandits
Club Hoppers
The Sand Traps
Gang Green
The Mulligans
The Woodsmen

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The Happy Hookers
Strokes of Luck
Slice and Dice
Tee Totalers
The Shanksville Duffs
The Demolition Dimples
Hook shot Handymen
The Burly Birdies
Pin High
Driving Miss ________ <–captain’s name
Against the Grain
Stroke of Bad Luck
Hole in Ten
Fore Play
Wannabes
Hack Attack
Has-Beens
Never-Coulds
Pin Seekers
Golf Warriors
The Drunken Wankers
Just a Hack
balls of fire
BAKSPIN
Fore-Brothers
the mini tigers
Golf Cowboys
The Birdies
GearUnderPar
Sandy Savers
“Have you see my ball?”
” Four!!!!!!!”
“Foot Wedge crew”
Strokers
IronhorseGrassBoys
the wrecking balls
The Sultans of Swing
Fairways and Highways
” better than being at work”
“The Wedgies”
The Mulligans
Fringe Players
Bunch ‘O Hacks
Going Pro (not)
Rough Boys
Worm Burners
Layin’ 4
Friends w/ Hot Temper
Bogey Boys
Fairway Miners!
Tiger’s Wood
the gimmes
team ‘where’s the beer girl?’
the close enoughs
wonder whackers
“Has anyone seen my balls?”
Banned In 3 States–So Far
Hackers and packers
Bush Wackers
The Putt Pirates

-If you have more I’d love to see them in the comments…

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28 Responses to List of Funny Golf Team Names

  1. jw says:

    3 men and a babe
    Serenity Now
    Underachievers Anonymous
    The Fowl Assassins
    Team Green
    Space Hackers
    3 and 1/2 Men
    FOUR!

  2. jw says:

    Grass Masters
    Rough on Me
    Greener on the Other Side
    Water Hazard
    Weapons of Grass Destruction
    The Four Hackers of the Apocalypse

  3. aj says:

    teed off is a good one

  4. jw says:

    strokin our balls

  5. Debbie says:

    I like The DrawShank Redemptions

  6. gauxgaux says:

    Birdie Babes
    80 Breakers

  7. Renee says:

    The Bogey Men

  8. Nicole says:

    Tiger’s Mistresses

  9. Tim Hein says:

    Elin’s Revenge

  10. Rob says:

    My two most recent teams:

    The Fore Horsemen
    Dude, Where’s My Par?

  11. tiger woods says:

    put hole packers
    rough trimers

  12. Willie says:

    hook, hack, slice and sink it

  13. susy says:

    Par-tee Beavers.

  14. mike says:

    Personally, I think
    “Grandma’s old tee-box” is damn funny ;-)

  15. Jason says:

    Not Par Enuf

  16. Bob says:

    3 Birdies and an Old Crow

  17. Al Brooks says:

    Green Seekers

    Sand Savers

  18. Zac says:

    Multiple Pargasms

  19. sheldon gouthro says:

    Hole in none
    Divot and goliath
    The longest yard

  20. Brandy says:

    Reckless drivers

  21. jacqui says:

    hit and run
    chirpy chippers
    perky putters
    bogey’s and birdies (mixed team)

  22. Kristi says:

    Swingin’ Suzies

    :)

  23. T. McDonough says:

    Bogey Fett, C-3putt-O, Fore Amigos, Ty Webb and the Spaldings.

  24. txturkey says:

    Thar she blows?
    Drop er’ in
    3 Aces and a Joker

  25. jeremy says:

    Fore skins

  26. Ed says:

    Tee Box Slayers

  27. solsdad says:

    We are the “Lost Boys”
    We play 54 hole tournaments every week and have a little fun naming said tournaments.
    Off the top of my head…
    The “Spread the butt cheeks Open”
    The “Slap-a-Hoe Open”
    The “Rayholian Cult Classic”
    “Three Guys and another Guy Open”
    So many to remember… Of course we play the “Tournament of Champions” at the end of the season.
    I love golf. Sometimes I hate it too! For awhile.

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