List of Funny Golf Team Names

I was online the other day looking for ideas for good golf team name for a scramble we’ll be playing in. Thought I would share what I found…

Birdies, Bogeys, Beer, and Bourbon
“The Long Balls”
Golf is the Least of Our Problems
“Hoof Hearted”
The waterballs
The Hackdaddeez
Dirty Birdie
Back 9 Bandits
Club Hoppers
The Sand Traps
Gang Green
The Mulligans
The Woodsmen

The Happy Hookers
Strokes of Luck
Slice and Dice
Tee Totalers
The Shanksville Duffs
The Demolition Dimples
Hook shot Handymen
The Burly Birdies
Pin High
Driving Miss ________ <–captain’s name
Against the Grain
Stroke of Bad Luck
Hole in Ten
Fore Play
Hack Attack
Pin Seekers
Golf Warriors
The Drunken Wankers
Just a Hack
balls of fire
the mini tigers
Golf Cowboys
The Birdies
Sandy Savers
“Have you see my ball?”
” Four!!!!!!!”
“Foot Wedge crew”
the wrecking balls
The Sultans of Swing
Fairways and Highways
” better than being at work”
“The Wedgies”
The Mulligans
Fringe Players
Bunch ‘O Hacks
Going Pro (not)
Rough Boys
Worm Burners
Layin’ 4
Friends w/ Hot Temper
Bogey Boys
Fairway Miners!
Tiger’s Wood
the gimmes
team ‘where’s the beer girl?’
the close enoughs
wonder whackers
“Has anyone seen my balls?”
Banned In 3 States–So Far
Hackers and packers
Bush Wackers
The Putt Pirates

-If you have more I’d love to see them in the comments…

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28 Responses to List of Funny Golf Team Names

  1. jw says:

    3 men and a babe
    Serenity Now
    Underachievers Anonymous
    The Fowl Assassins
    Team Green
    Space Hackers
    3 and 1/2 Men

  2. jw says:

    Grass Masters
    Rough on Me
    Greener on the Other Side
    Water Hazard
    Weapons of Grass Destruction
    The Four Hackers of the Apocalypse

  3. aj says:

    teed off is a good one

  4. jw says:

    strokin our balls

  5. Debbie says:

    I like The DrawShank Redemptions

  6. gauxgaux says:

    Birdie Babes
    80 Breakers

  7. Renee says:

    The Bogey Men

  8. Nicole says:

    Tiger’s Mistresses

  9. Tim Hein says:

    Elin’s Revenge

  10. Rob says:

    My two most recent teams:

    The Fore Horsemen
    Dude, Where’s My Par?

  11. tiger woods says:

    put hole packers
    rough trimers

  12. Willie says:

    hook, hack, slice and sink it

  13. susy says:

    Par-tee Beavers.

  14. mike says:

    Personally, I think
    “Grandma’s old tee-box” is damn funny ;-)

  15. Jason says:

    Not Par Enuf

  16. Bob says:

    3 Birdies and an Old Crow

  17. Al Brooks says:

    Green Seekers

    Sand Savers

  18. Zac says:

    Multiple Pargasms

  19. sheldon gouthro says:

    Hole in none
    Divot and goliath
    The longest yard

  20. Brandy says:

    Reckless drivers

  21. jacqui says:

    hit and run
    chirpy chippers
    perky putters
    bogey’s and birdies (mixed team)

  22. Kristi says:

    Swingin’ Suzies


  23. T. McDonough says:

    Bogey Fett, C-3putt-O, Fore Amigos, Ty Webb and the Spaldings.

  24. txturkey says:

    Thar she blows?
    Drop er’ in
    3 Aces and a Joker

  25. jeremy says:

    Fore skins

  26. Ed says:

    Tee Box Slayers

  27. solsdad says:

    We are the “Lost Boys”
    We play 54 hole tournaments every week and have a little fun naming said tournaments.
    Off the top of my head…
    The “Spread the butt cheeks Open”
    The “Slap-a-Hoe Open”
    The “Rayholian Cult Classic”
    “Three Guys and another Guy Open”
    So many to remember… Of course we play the “Tournament of Champions” at the end of the season.
    I love golf. Sometimes I hate it too! For awhile.

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